SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??

JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?

Dekhte nahi busy hoon.

line-maar rahi hoon!

Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko,

nazron me bithaya hai jo aapko,

yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,

darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.

Uski aankhen mein meri muhabat ki chamak aaj bhi hai,

use mere payar par aitbar aaj bhi hai,

kasti mein beth kar usne dhoye the haath kabhi,

sare talab mein uski mehandi ki mehak aaj bhi hai

Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya,

Uski yadon ko sine mita diya.

1 din fir uska paigam aya,

Likha tha mujhe bhul jao,

Aur mujhe bula hua har lamha yad agaya

koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,tujhse koi rishta nai fir bhi ek aas hai kehne ko buhat hain apne magar tu ek khas he ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

1st time BHOJPURI SMS :

Tu ruth jaiba to jiyab kaise,

phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,

tu hi ta hauva hmar sone ka surahi,

tu hi phut jaiba t pani piyab kais

How Much Can Sum1 Care?

A Man Suffring Frm Brain Tumor Died.

His Wife Opned His Cupboard

N Found Sum Tablets Wid A Letter

"Take Them Dear.

U Catch Cold Easily When U Cry."

Some Promises R Always Unbroken
Some Memories R Always Unwritten
Feel D Magic Of True Relation
&
U'll Realize Th8 True Feelings R Always Unspoken ..

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke..

AankhonMe Aansu Aa Jaate Hai,
Phir Bhi Labonpe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,
Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Chiz Hai,
Yaaron Jisse Karte Hai Usise Chhupani Padti Hai

Ye shiishe ye sapne ye rishte ye dhaage
Kise kyaa Khabar hai kahaan tuut jaayen
Muhabbat ke dariyaa main tinake vafaa ke
Na jaane ye kis mood par duub jaayen.

Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai

One Of The Best Messages
I've Ever Received.

Life Is Beautiful*...

*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes :)


milta hai koi zakhm to see lete hain
is waaste kuch log thodi si kabhi pee lete hain
hairat hai is daur mein kaise hum jaise loag
peete bhi naheen aur jee lete hain

LOG MOHABBAT KO KHUDA KAHTE HAI
PYAR KARAY TO USAY ILLZAAM DETE HAI
KEHTAY HAI PATHAR DIL ROYA NAHI KARTAY
FIR PAHAADO SE HI KYU ZERNA GIRA KARTAY HAI

adam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.