Wednesday, December 1, 2010

FLIRT SMS

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!


U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U


I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.



Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!


Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!



U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.


Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.


Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.


If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?


I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!


In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry



FLIRT SMS

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.

I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!


U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U


I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.



Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!


Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!



U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.


Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.


Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.


If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?


I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!


In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry



Thursday, November 18, 2010

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!

Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko,
nazron me bithaya hai jo aapko,
yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,
darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.

Uski aankhen mein meri muhabat ki chamak aaj bhi hai,
use mere payar par aitbar aaj bhi hai,
kasti mein beth kar usne dhoye the haath kabhi,
sare talab mein uski mehandi ki mehak aaj bhi hai

Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya,
Uski yadon ko sine mita diya.
1 din fir uska paigam aya,
Likha tha mujhe bhul jao,
Aur mujhe bula hua har lamha yad agaya

koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,tujhse koi rishta nai fir bhi ek aas hai kehne ko buhat hain apne magar tu ek khas he ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

1st time BHOJPURI SMS :
Tu ruth jaiba to jiyab kaise,
phatal karejwa k siyab kaise,
tu hi ta hauva hmar sone ka surahi,
tu hi phut jaiba t pani piyab kais

How Much Can Sum1 Care?
A Man Suffring Frm Brain Tumor Died.
His Wife Opned His Cupboard
N Found Sum Tablets Wid A Letter
"Take Them Dear.
U Catch Cold Easily When U Cry."
Some Promises R Always Unbroken
Some Memories R Always Unwritten
Feel D Magic Of True Relation
&
U'll Realize Th8 True Feelings R Always Unspoken ..

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke..

AankhonMe Aansu Aa Jaate Hai,
Phir Bhi Labonpe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,
Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Chiz Hai,
Yaaron Jisse Karte Hai Usise Chhupani Padti Hai

Ye shiishe ye sapne ye rishte ye dhaage
Kise kyaa Khabar hai kahaan tuut jaayen
Muhabbat ke dariyaa main tinake vafaa ke
Na jaane ye kis mood par duub jaayen.

Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein
Ishq Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai

One Of The Best Messages
I've Ever Received.

Life Is Beautiful*...

*Conditions Apply.
Excluding All Taxes :)


milta hai koi zakhm to see lete hain
is waaste kuch log thodi si kabhi pee lete hain
hairat hai is daur mein kaise hum jaise loag
peete bhi naheen aur jee lete hain

LOG MOHABBAT KO KHUDA KAHTE HAI
PYAR KARAY TO USAY ILLZAAM DETE HAI
KEHTAY HAI PATHAR DIL ROYA NAHI KARTAY
FIR PAHAADO SE HI KYU ZERNA GIRA KARTAY HAI

adam Qadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khaii Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Hindi Shayari

"Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari

Three Little Words

The Power of Three Little Words
1>I MISS YOU -
2>I RESPECT YOU=
3>I THANK YOU-
4>I UNDERSTAND YOU -
5>PLEASE FORGIVE ME -
I suppose the 3 little words that you were expecting to see have to be reserved for those who are special; that is I LOVE YOU.

0nce upon a tym...

When time comes for you to be in love with someone
Make sure you choose a right person
Who can care and show concern at any time,
Any moment and not only loves you
But also loves what you want.